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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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