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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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