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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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