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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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