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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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