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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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