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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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