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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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