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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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