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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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