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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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