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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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