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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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