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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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