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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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