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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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