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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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