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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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