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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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