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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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