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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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