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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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