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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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