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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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