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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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