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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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