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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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