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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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