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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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