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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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