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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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