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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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