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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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