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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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