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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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