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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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