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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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