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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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