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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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