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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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