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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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