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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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