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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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