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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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