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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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