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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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