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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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