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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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