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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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