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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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