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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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