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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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