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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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