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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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